prestoflauto:

this is literally what I do though
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legalwifi:

please can someone create a transparent toaster so i can see how my toast is while its toasting 

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October 13, 2014 - Sydney [x]
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cokeproblem:

knightscrest:

Just eyeballing it here, I’d say my dong is about 13, maybe 14 inches long

The inches are on the other side of the ruler bub…

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I cant wait until I can roll over at 2 a.m. to find your lips instead of a text
- (via witchglitter)
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boy: girl i wanna eat you so hard that your taste stays in my mouth until i die. lemme smash pls :3
me: i have a boyfriend
boy: i wasn't hitting on you GOD you're so self centered get OVER yourself come on you aren't even that cute bitch god damn
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hi im emma watson
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